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This is great! But it sounds like too much work t...

2009-10-13T10:52:59.959-04:00

This is great! But it sounds like too much work to come up with 10 things... btw - love the swearing. I'm a wee bit ashamed to admit this, since I do have 3 children, but sometimes I will utter a sentence and there are more swear words than "real" words. ...the shame....

I'm a chronic nosepicker too. I love it. More th...

2009-10-01T09:34:56.141-04:00

I'm a chronic nosepicker too. I love it. More than love it.

The satisfaction of removing something and the rush of being able to breathe?

Better.than.sex.

Well, better than mediocre sex.

how good is the smell of fresh laundry?! uh huh, l...

2009-09-26T05:08:58.533-04:00

how good is the smell of fresh laundry?! uh huh, love it

bahahhahahah...funny shite as per ush Sara. I hope...

2009-09-25T11:09:52.974-04:00

bahahhahahah...funny shite as per ush Sara. I hope you're having a ballski with your new manski! You are one funny ass chick. I was tagged with the same shite but havent' gotten around to answering it yet, i be lazy as shit.

best answers to any tag EVAH! and glad you are al...

2009-09-23T23:41:57.217-04:00

best answers to any tag EVAH! and glad you are alive and back to the blog!

I love you and this blog!

2009-09-21T19:18:27.228-04:00

I love you and this blog!

You are absolutely hilarious! I love your posts!

2009-09-21T11:16:56.969-04:00

You are absolutely hilarious! I love your posts!

This is why we love you, you are not afraid to say...

2009-09-20T23:22:42.914-04:00

This is why we love you, you are not afraid to say it like it is!
x
Maria

1) That's the same talent as my fav X-Men characte...

2009-09-20T05:19:41.545-04:00

1) That's the same talent as my fav X-Men character! I don't think she had a real name in the movie, but I call her "Wall Girl"!

2)Well- An rabbit out of any hole in the body is always a good thing for a Sunday afternoon!

3)...ditto. And- Brazil?!! They have Carnival there, right?! The even more out of control version of the debauchery known as Mardi Gras! I say you found a winner! :)

4)...is it the warm clothes?! I always hug clothes when they come out if it's a cold day...and I think clothes need as much love as any other person.

5) You biatch! Now I'm gonna cry! No- I absolutely LOVE you too! UR the Cartman to my Butters!! We need to take a cross country road trip one day and see all the obscenely large road side attractions there are to take pics by!...and we can cap it off with a private beach wedding where Chris Angel will perform after we let him out of the trunk, and remove his cuffs..."MAKE MAGIC, CHRIS ANGEL!!"
KISSES!!!

6)...u totally tried to CHEAT! THERE's NO six! :)

7)...That's a flaw I'm willing to overlook in a future life partner... :)

8)Bleh! I recently deleted my Myspace AND Facebook! People I DID NOT want to have contact with found me! It's like, "No, Johnny Depp! I know we were friends in high school and ur still upset I dropped you for that rodeo clown, but you have GOT to stop trying to friend me, cuz it's NOT going to happen!" :)

9)Excellent book character reference! I was so into Holden when I read that book!!...well...until he died...then i was REALLY into that! :) AND- Either you or me has to be rock star so the other can be paid to fly around with the famous one and basically just be a professional friend/groopie!! Like that bitch Casey is for Jessica Simpson! -or Markus is for Katy Perry!! FOR seriously! Let's work on that!

10) I said NO SALT on the Margarita!!!

....................... :)

"I like picking my nose. I don't care if that is g...

2009-09-19T21:51:25.210-04:00

"I like picking my nose. I don't care if that is gross. It helps me the fuck breathe."

Thats just absolutely, definitely, the best three sentences I have read in ages.

haha fantastic! i love your honest humor :D!

2009-09-19T10:40:43.328-04:00

haha fantastic! i love your honest humor :D!

Hahaha!!! I love your honesty!!! You are just too ...

2009-09-19T10:29:42.499-04:00

Hahaha!!! I love your honesty!!! You are just too awesome. So happy you're back in the blogging world.

I too love picking my nose. You can call me Carlos...

2009-09-19T07:36:28.648-04:00

I too love picking my nose. You can call me Carlos. Andres is my spy name.